. What is the best day to go to the beach?
A. Sunday, of course!
A. Sunday, of course!
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Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow!
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Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!
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Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?
A. Fur-niture!
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Q.What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A.Spring time.
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Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A. They give milk shakes!
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Q. Why did the jelly wobble?
A. Because it saw the milk shake!
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Q. What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies?
A. Betty!
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Q. Where do cows go on holiday?
A. Moo York
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Q. Where did the computer go to dance?
A. To a disc-o.
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Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?
A. Russel
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Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A. A Bed
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Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. He was a chicken.
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Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
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Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A. To get a tweetment.
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Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A. A Clausterphobic
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Q. Why was the guy looking for the food on his friend?
A. Because his friend said its on me.
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Q. Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A. Never mind, it's over your head!
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Q. What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?
A. A lawn mooer
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Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A. Because he had no-body to go with.
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