Wednesday, December 30, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS

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HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS


    Before the golden sun sets,
    old calender is destroyed,
    And mobile networks get jammed,
    I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed
   


    For last year's words belong to last year's language
    And next year's words await another voice.
    And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
  


    God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
    


    Beauty..
    Freshness..
    Dreams..
    Truth..
    Imagination..
    Feeling..
    Faith..
    Trust..
    This is begining of a new year!
   


    Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry…
    GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
    Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
    


    HAPPY NEW YEAR
    Receive my simple gift of LOVE
    Wrapped with SINCERITY
    Tied with CARE &
    Sealed with BLESSINGS
    2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
    HAPPY NEW YEAR....

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS

Happy new year sms 2010

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Birthday SMS

Birthday SMS

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"*_* :"".(-,-)."": "::(... "*_* :"".(-,-)."": "::("(")::" "/ /" An angel, Praying u, so u would b safe all day. 2day, 2marrow, 4ever! Many Many Happy Returns of d Day



Praying u, so u would b safe all day. 2day, 2marrow, 4ever! Many Many Happy Returns of d Day Birthday in many Language



remember that this is your day and God says u are the only special person on this earth to day.happpppppy birth day



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"*_*:"".(-,-)."":"::("(")::" "/ /"An angel,Praying u,so u would b safe all day.2day,2marrow,4ever!Many Many Happy Returns of d Day


Har raah aasan ho, Har raah p... Har raah aasan ho, Har raah pe khushiya ho, Har din khubsoorat ho, Aisa hi poora jivan ho, Yahi har din meri dua ho, Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!! Birthday in many Language

Birthday SMS

My wishes are silent but true, Every where they will follow you, Luck is urs, wishes aremine, I wish ur present and future will always shine




THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE NOT THOSE WHO HAVE NO PROBLEMS BUT THOSE WHO LEARN TO LIVE WITH THINGS THAT ARE LESS THAN PERFECT ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HAPPYBIRTHDAY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,by shyam prathap singh;9581317597


Birthday SMS

Kannada (India): Huttida Habba Subashayagalu!Kapangpangan (Philippines): Mayap a

Birthday SMS

Good night SMS

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Good night SMS






Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi.....

Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi..Hrudayam needi savvadi naadi..Suvaasan needi sughandam naadi..Sneha bandhammaatram mana iddaridi..



Lookthe moon is calling you...

Lookthe moon is calling you!!Seethe stars are shining for you!!Listenthe mosquitos are singing to you!!Hearmy heart says: Good night SMS by gourav khatri



Care is 1 main ingredient tht ...

Care is 1 main ingredient tht keeps closeness alive despite distance & schedule. Since I can't always c u, let my care b with u 4ever & ever.



ek pal ke liye zindagi..ek d...

ek pal ke liye zindagi..ek dil ke liye duniya..bas hassan ke liye hai ilu so much..Good night



Apke Jivan Me Sada Roshani Rah...

Apke Jivan Me Sada Roshani Rahe Yadi Apke Jivan Me Adhera Aye toRoshani ke liye khuda muze jalayemo:- V.K. 9763929830



Sandesh Bete.....So Gaye.......

Sandesh Bete.....So Gaye......;;;;Bhul Gaye'''Chalo Utho'''Susu karo''''Shabas Chalo So Jao



Na intazaar karao hame itna ki...

Na intazaar karao hame itna kiwaqt ke fasle pe afsos ho jayekya pata kal tum laut kar aaoaur hum khamosh ho jaye.gud night

Good night SMS

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Killer SMS Christmas Greetings Ah! It's Christmastide! Time for festivity, celebrations, gifts, and killer SMS Christmas greetings! Bless that great

Killer SMS Christmas Greetings

Ah! It's Christmastide! Time for festivity, celebrations, gifts, and killer SMS Christmas greetings! Bless that great country Finland for starting the remarkable short message service in 1993! Bless the global mobile phone user community for their exceptional, devoted, and path-breaking gr8 textual vocabulary so that the lovesick can por da luv 2 him or her! And of course, thank Jesus of Nazareth for giving us the day on which butterflies in the stomach flutter, carols are sung with religious joy, and family reunions bring back memories to cherish for life!

Since the last several years what makes my heart drenched with happiness the most, besides the gifts and the reunions, are the unabated floods of the unique SMSs that start trickling from the 1st day of December to ultimately drown me by the 25th. Text, multimedia, and voice SMSs all together make such a beautiful symphony that it surpasses Beethoven's symphony no.9. The pleasure that I derive from reading Shakespeare's Hamlet saying, "To be or not to be," is mild compared to the pleasure that I gain from reading the SMS "2b or nt 2b". Disapprovals are considered blatant when you laugh out loud in anybody's face, which can be subtle in text as "lol". PUAs (pick up artists) are popular to use opening lines in the form of SMS greetings for their first move to judge the prospect of facing a charge of sexual harassment before they advance further. Generally, cloaked SMSs are known as killer SMSs. They are invariably double entendres with a sexual connotation or a risqué involved. The first meaning is innocent but the second meaning is not that decent and is exactly what the sender of the SMS actually means. For example, "The Lord sacrificed his life for the love of us. Let us remember this and sacrifice our lives for the loves of each other. Merry Christmas." This is a purely decent SMS when given to one's family, but the meaning drastically changes if given to someone with an intention of an affair.

Killer SMSs exhibit the most frequency during Christmas. Perhaps due to general bonhomie during this time, the human body pumps higher levels of adrenaline and creative juices mingle with the cerebrospinal fluid in the central nervous system, making persons highly imaginative, highly romantic, and highly social. Killer SMS Christmas greetings are double meaning messages with the sole purpose of killing at point blank range under the mask of sociability and amicability. "Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. Thy word is Love. May your Love light my path now and forever!Happy Christmas." or "He that loveth not, knoweth not God; for God is love. Therefore, let us love. Merry X-mas." or "There is a time and a place for everything under the sun. The time is Christmas and the place is in your heart. Happy Christmas!" Such killer SMSs are known to break or make many relationships.

However, if two or more events combine then they become much more potent and may connote meanings at many different levels. They may be of many kinds, political, medical, psychological, etc. For example, "The snow is white, Santa's beard is white, and the White House is white. Rest all is colored in the colors of God. Merry Christmas." Here the second meaning is obviously political and may not go well with certain audiences, but then that is the sole purpose of sending such political double entendre killer SMS Christmas greetings. Again, they may be of the medical kind. For example, "The human brain has a left lobe and a right lobe. My left is not functioning right and there is nothing left in my right. That's why I think about you from my heart. Hearty Christmas!" An example of a psychological kind would be, "Freud's id, ego, and superego seem to be based wholly on sex. Let us meet and discuss why Freud seemed so obsessed with sex. Happy XXX-mas!" Thus, we find that killerSMS Christmas greetings say something else and mean something else. They are of all types, shades, hues and colors.

However, I personally find the most pleasurable are the ones that say and mean the same thing and kill in a positive way. For example, "Hey mom! I am coming home with Steve, Richard and Susan! Merry Christmas!- Rebecca." When mom gets this SMS from her daughter Rebecca who is coming for a family reunion along with her husband Steve and children Richard and Susan, she is so overwhelmed with happiness that she has to put her hand on her chest to steady the fast heartbeats. Such positive killer SMS Christmas greetings are perennial, favorites, and classics.

Merry Christmas.

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Thursday, October 8, 2009

Diwali SMS

Diwali SMS

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"

Category: Deepawali SMS, Diwali SMS
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali

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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...

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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali.

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Deepawali SMS