Funny sms

 

 

Money may come&go,
Friend May come&go,
Rain may come&go,
Love may come&go,
But
If u lose ur teeth at this Age,
it will never Come again,, so

Better Msg me!!!

 

 

If u care 4 me, I Care 4 u. U miss me, I miss U, U like me, I like U, U msg me, I msg U, U forget me, Im sorry this wher I"M different from u? I KILL U!!

 

 

Ganguly's Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly's Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !

 

 

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI

 

 

Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don't u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don't parpoz d ROZ ROZ!

 

 

Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you

 

 

When u feel sad...
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

 

 

Birds Love u!
Trees Love u! Flowers Love u! Tortoises Love u Deers love u!
monkeys Love u! Plz go back 2 zoo. They all miss u..

 

 

What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes
that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey
plz contact zoo for detail

 

 

Maths teacher asked RAJA " If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to PINKY and 4 to SAPNA then wat will u get ?
RAJA replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

 

 

Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle"..

 

 

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

 

 

From - Bhoomi Patel

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